For the past six months since our house flooded, my friends have been taking care of my gecko. They just texted this to me.
I MADE A DRAGON USING A PIECE OF BREAD’S SHADOW
omfG my spanish flatmate just turned to me and said ‘i need to ask you something embarrassing’ so i sort of said oh yeah sure no problem
and he was like
'people keep telling me they are having 'two sex'?'
'i ask them for something, and they say they will do it after two sex or to give them two sex? is this a common thing here?'
they mEAN ‘TWO SECS’ AS IN TWO SECONDS THE POOR BOY THOUGHT WE’RE ALL ONLY GONNA DO STUFF FOR HIM AFTER HAVING SEX TWICE B L E S S
Kiss kiss fall in love
I CANNOT WAIT FOR HOSPITAL
Join marching band.
i dont understand giveaways
like who the fuck just has an extra macbook